<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[WTL NEWS]]></title><description><![CDATA[WTL NEWS | Where Truth Lies
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At The Bottom.]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/another-rapper-whom-started-from-the-bottom-still-there-at-the-bottom</link><guid isPermaLink="false">61f37f7f795c643e13bf358b</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Self Help]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Art]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 14:00:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_4c2ee19e43944acca983e312ca72ab70~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Coworker Identifies as a Cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/my-coworker-identifies-as-a-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="false">61ea252acf9fc500167bd8af</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Psychology]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:00:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_8517f5edca9c4e9fb8dffb85f3521e4c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[*Movie Review* Size Matters]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: When diminutive high school teacher, Kevin "Shortstack" Murphy, accidentally discovers a top-secret...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/movie-review-size-matters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643cc1c9cf8465b3db3be7d7</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Movie Review]]></category><category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:30:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_6e3556d6b2854cd89e6e594adb336766~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/man-leaves-internet-comment-in-desperate-attempt-to-finally-be-noticed-by-anyone</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6204ca1c0207f70842516890</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Psychology]]></category><category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:00:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_38992f4583d9492094067edffb7f9ef8~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/one-rapper-out-of-ten-million-believes-he-reigns-supreme-but-does-anyone-agree</link><guid isPermaLink="false">641fd6a9eb882db6cbd66630</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2023 15:24:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_7647c3835010450b9b47e7dabc97f57c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[*Movie Review* What am I, a Dr?!]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In a world where everyone is obsessed with getting the fanciest job titles, one man finds himself...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/movie-review-what-am-i-a-dr</link><guid isPermaLink="false">642e06cb8cb012ee0a58a2ca</guid><category><![CDATA[Movie Review]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2023 15:13:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_1e344c3d2dc64cb1b65f617664dc6e4b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/uncle-daddies-force-fed-feastin-bbq-where-family-ties-are-stronger-than-our-sauces</link><guid isPermaLink="false">641d2df95eb737e905b611a4</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Health]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advertisement]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:52:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_c9bcf9b0193e4f3aae788a23b4ca22f2~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[*Movie Review* Put it in the Rear]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: In a world where the most prestigious job is that of a trash collector, we meet our hero, Billy, a new...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/movie-review-put-it-in-the-rear</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c39a7b994bdc11ac86e4c</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Movie Review]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2023 14:31:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_657e33955c0d4a0fab229b7e896e9d49~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/amish-butter-goes-up-in-smoke-amish-couple-finds-new-customers-at-pot-shop-amid-inflation-woes</link><guid isPermaLink="false">641d31feab3b7e7eb35d2699</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Self Help]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Art]]></category><category><![CDATA[Criminal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Food]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2023 14:01:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_5ebdef4fe9f145fe8df3c38425808fb5~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/blessing-or-curse-man-finds-out-itchy-palms-are-allergic-reaction</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643f54b2be20b9129017cb5c</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Science]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Health]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2023 14:00:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_7b5e177810404e1485a4152ce8cb8d2c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/reluctant-man-surrenders-to-truth-size-matters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643cc004e7ad6861085132b6</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Self Help]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Food]]></category><category><![CDATA[Art]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2023 14:01:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_402240b57c96431f8b5e14e73a0b28d4~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/new-drive-thru-stand-up-laugh-and-insults-served-at-the-window</link><guid isPermaLink="false">641d399421b5add9c2b3b610</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Local Man]]></category><category><![CDATA[Business]]></category><category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 14:00:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_a397f4315a87485e937f8e80a5e7eb7c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[*Movie Review* My Husband's Boyfriend's Girlfriend]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: Meet Sarah, a woman who thought she had it all: a loving husband named Jack and a fulfilling career as a...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/movie-review-my-husband-s-boyfriend-s-girlfriend</link><guid isPermaLink="false">642e238dd66367784a94f29d</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Movie Review]]></category><category><![CDATA[Love]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:30:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_265fa5e700ed41be899564b2f8394761~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...]]></description><link>https://bandlmediaco.wixsite.com/wtlnews/post/foot-fetish-community-shocked-to-hear-user-1sweetfeet-is-actually-just-an-extremely-handsome-man</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6446d3fbab6a55b87555fc0d</guid><category><![CDATA[New Posts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Self Help]]></category><category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Psychology]]></category><category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Society]]></category><category><![CDATA[Love]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:00:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/60e0c2_766533fe108f4ecd91fbcf65f7ac34a3~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Brian Garcia</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past]]></title><description><![CDATA[By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. 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