Researchers discover the secret of life - won't release it until you tell them their NFTs are cool

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL

Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Mon January 24, 2022

Key researchers at Arizona state have been studying the cells of triplets who seemingly have a connection to another dimension. The students in charge of breaking down stem cells from the triplets have claimed to have discovered the secret meaning of life written within the cell walls of the triplets. They have broken down everything you need to know about how this affects us on Earth, and what it means going forward as humans. They refuse to publish it, however, until you tell them their NFTs are cool.

The researchers, led by student Damien Jameson, have said they have gone long enough with all the jokes about their portfolio. "You can't just 'right click'! That's not how it works," exclaimed Jameson, unprompted. "We need the world to realize that this is a valid way to invest and grow your portfolio, and we can use this money for further research."

"One of them is a still frame from 'The Crow'," Jameson said as he showed me on his phone. The group went on to admit that they don't want you to purchase the NFTs, or give them money in anyway. They simply want you to admit that what they are doing is cool.

As of the writing of this article there have been no takers on their offer. The world may never know the meaning of life.