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Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...

Jul 25, 20232 min read

Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...

Jun 9, 20232 min read

Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....

Jun 7, 20232 min read

Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...

May 16, 20232 min read

Love or Fetish? New Dating Game Show Puts Contestants to the Test!

By: Brian Garcia, WTL "Love or Fetish" Game Show Goes Viral, Contestants Struggle to Tell the Difference A new dating game show called...

Apr 27, 20232 min read

Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'

men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long

Apr 21, 20231 min read

Family Receives Posthumous 'Wish You Were Here' Card, Sparks Grave Concern

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, the Smith family of Springfield, USA, received a posthumous "Wish You Were Here" card...

Apr 14, 20232 min read

Study Shows That 90% of People Can't Spell 'Definitely' Correctly on the First Try

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A new study has found that an astonishing 90% of people cannot spell the word "definitely" correctly on the first...

Apr 12, 20232 min read

Rapper Posts Job Opening for Hype Man, as His "Yeahs" and "Oks" Go Unnoticed

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Up-and-coming rapper Lil NoNo has made a shocking announcement on social media: he's hiring a hype man. The reason?...

Apr 3, 20231 min read

I Used to Think Tofu was Some Kind of Ancient Karate Technique

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, a man who has long been confused about the nature of tofu has come forward to set the...

Mar 22, 20232 min read

New Senior Citizen Metal Band is All the Rage

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Move over, young rockers! There's a new metal band taking the world by storm, and they're all senior citizens!...

Mar 21, 20232 min read

Local Band Struggles to Find the Perfect Name That Encapsulates Their Terrible Music

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 8:32 AM CT, Wed March 30, 2022 Jennifer Reiner, 23, is currently the lead singer for the band that at the...

Mar 30, 20223 min read