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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...

Mar 1, 20242 min read

Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...

Jul 25, 20232 min read

My Coworker Identifies as a Cat

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...

Jul 24, 20232 min read

1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....

Jun 16, 20232 min read

Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!

Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...

Jun 12, 20232 min read

Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...

Jun 9, 20232 min read

New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...

Jun 5, 20231 min read

Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past

By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...

Jun 1, 20232 min read

Dr. John Axi, of Axi Dental, Finally Approved to Operate Legally

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning turn of events, local dentist Dr. John Axi has been cleared of all charges and is now approved to...

May 26, 20232 min read

Seniors Find Youthful Joy in Twerking and Tequila Shots: At a Retirement Home Unlike Any Other!

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Twerking Meadows is a retirement home that is truly unlike any other. Instead of traditional activities such as...

May 12, 20232 min read

Flushing Out the Competition: Plumbing Company Gets Social with New Media Strategy

By: Brian Garcia, WTL The plumbing company "Clogged & Clear Plumbing" has been on a mission to up their social media game and flush out...

May 5, 20232 min read

We Talked to a Family of Bitcoin Miners

By: Brian Garcia, WTL We recently had the opportunity to talk to a family of Bitcoin miners, who have been working hard to mine digital...

May 4, 20232 min read

Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...

May 2, 20232 min read

Grandma Hotline is a Hit with Local Senior Living Facility

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a surprising turn of events, the Grandma Hotline has become a hit with the residents of a local senior living...

Apr 25, 20232 min read

Evil Genius’s Plans Foiled by His Uncontrollable Laughter. Gives Away the Entire Plot.

By: Brian Garcia, WTL The latest super-villain to hit the news was foiled by an unlikely foe: his own uncontrollable laughter. The...

Apr 17, 20231 min read

Rapper Posts Job Opening for Hype Man, as His "Yeahs" and "Oks" Go Unnoticed

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Up-and-coming rapper Lil NoNo has made a shocking announcement on social media: he's hiring a hype man. The reason?...

Apr 3, 20231 min read

Criminal Organization "La Mafia," Confused How Someone Named "Jimmy the Rat" Could Be an Informant

By: Brian Garcia, WTL The members of the notorious criminal organization "La Mafia" were left scratching their heads in confusion today...

Mar 24, 20232 min read

My First Day as a Henchman for The Org.

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated:11:55 AM CT, Thurs April 14, 2022 There are a lot of jobs that look prestigious from the outside looking...

Apr 14, 20223 min read

Local Bakery Website Becomes Meeting Spot for Secret Organization Planning for World Domination

Forced to close comment section By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Tues April 12, 2022 "Bake it Til you Make It!" recently had...

Apr 12, 20222 min read

Local Band Struggles to Find the Perfect Name That Encapsulates Their Terrible Music

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 8:32 AM CT, Wed March 30, 2022 Jennifer Reiner, 23, is currently the lead singer for the band that at the...

Mar 30, 20223 min read