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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...
Jul 25, 20232 min read


My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read


Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read


1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....
Jun 16, 20232 min read


Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!
Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...
Jun 12, 20232 min read


Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction
By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...
Jun 8, 20232 min read


Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...
Jun 5, 20231 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read


Dr. John Axi, of Axi Dental, Finally Approved to Operate Legally
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning turn of events, local dentist Dr. John Axi has been cleared of all charges and is now approved to...
May 26, 20232 min read


I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


How I Got Involved Dating a Spam Bot
By: Brian Garcia, WTL It all began quite innocently with a simple text message. I received a message from an unknown number, and I...
May 19, 20232 min read


Woman Who Posts Inspirational Quotes Daily, Still Not Inspired
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Smith, a 38-year-old marketing executive from Atlanta, is known to her friends and family as the "inspiration...
May 18, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...
May 16, 20232 min read


Seniors Find Youthful Joy in Twerking and Tequila Shots: At a Retirement Home Unlike Any Other!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Twerking Meadows is a retirement home that is truly unlike any other. Instead of traditional activities such as...
May 12, 20232 min read
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