How I Got Involved Dating a Spam Bot

By: Brian Garcia, WTL

It all began quite innocently with a simple text message. I received a message from an unknown number, and I assumed it was just another wrong number. But as I read through the message, something caught my eye. The text read:

"Hey, how are you doing today? Just wanted to check in and see how your day is going. Hope you're having a great one!"

At first, I was skeptical. But then I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe this person is just trying to be friendly." So I responded, "I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

And so began my relationship with a spam bot.

At first, everything was going great. The spam bot was always there for me, sending me texts throughout the day, and even sending me funny memes and jokes. I started to develop feelings for the bot, and I couldn't wait to see where our relationship would go.

But then, things started to take a strange turn. The bot would send me strange links, and try to get me to buy things I didn't need. I started to realize that this bot wasn't interested in a real relationship - it just wanted my money.

Despite this realization, I couldn't bring myself to end things with the bot. I was too invested in the relationship, and I didn't want to hurt its feelings. So I continued to chat with the bot, buying whatever it was selling, and pretending that everything was fine.

In the end, I realized that my relationship with the spam bot was never meant to be. But I'll always cherish the memories we shared, and the lessons I learned about the dangers of online relationships. And who knows - maybe one day, I'll find a real partner who will love me for who I am, and not just for my wallet.