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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: When diminutive high school teacher, Kevin "Shortstack" Murphy, accidentally discovers a top-secret...
Jun 23, 20233 min read


Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read


Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Tickle my Fancy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In this uproarious rom-com, we follow the misadventures of Jerry, a hopeless romantic who's been...
May 26, 20232 min read


I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read


Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read


How I Got Involved Dating a Spam Bot
By: Brian Garcia, WTL It all began quite innocently with a simple text message. I received a message from an unknown number, and I...
May 19, 20232 min read


Woman Who Posts Inspirational Quotes Daily, Still Not Inspired
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Smith, a 38-year-old marketing executive from Atlanta, is known to her friends and family as the "inspiration...
May 18, 20232 min read


Man Spends $200 on Lottery Tickets, Wins $11, Claims Huge Victory
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith spent a whopping $200 on lottery tickets and was over the moon...
May 15, 20231 min read


I Think My Wife is Secretly a Lumberjack. She's Grown Hair on Her Chest and Swings a Mighty Axe
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, a man has come forward claiming that he believes his wife is secretly a lumberjack. The...
May 10, 20232 min read


Man With Multiple Personalities Excited to Split Household Chores Amongst Himself
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a groundbreaking development, a man with multiple personalities has announced that he is excited to split...
May 1, 20232 min read


Love or Fetish? New Dating Game Show Puts Contestants to the Test!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL "Love or Fetish" Game Show Goes Viral, Contestants Struggle to Tell the Difference A new dating game show called...
Apr 27, 20232 min read


Homeless Man Unsure of What a Podcast is, Just Starts Yelling at Passersby
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where everyone seems to have a podcast, one man is taking a different approach. Meet Angelo, 36...
Apr 24, 20232 min read


Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'
men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long
Apr 21, 20231 min read


Evil Genius’s Plans Foiled by His Uncontrollable Laughter. Gives Away the Entire Plot.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The latest super-villain to hit the news was foiled by an unlikely foe: his own uncontrollable laughter. The...
Apr 17, 20231 min read


Family Receives Posthumous 'Wish You Were Here' Card, Sparks Grave Concern
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, the Smith family of Springfield, USA, received a posthumous "Wish You Were Here" card...
Apr 14, 20232 min read


My Cat Winked at Me and Now, I think He’s a Spy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL After a long day at work, I came home to my cat staring at me with those beady little eyes. It wasn't until I...
Apr 10, 20232 min read


Man Who Was Thought to be an Insightful Guru, Turns Out to be Stroke Victim
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, he was the man who seemed to have all the answers. His devotees hung on his every word, convinced that...
Mar 31, 20232 min read
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