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Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read


Dr. John Axi, of Axi Dental, Finally Approved to Operate Legally
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning turn of events, local dentist Dr. John Axi has been cleared of all charges and is now approved to...
May 26, 20232 min read


Breaking News: Pair of Sneaky Cats Delay World Domination Plans Due to Owner's Excessive Belly Rubs!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, it has been discovered that a pair of crafty cats have been delaying their plans for...
May 22, 20232 min read


Man Plans Perfect Robbery, Forgets This One Small Detail.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man who had meticulously planned what he thought was the perfect robbery was left red-faced and empty-handed when...
May 3, 20232 min read


Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma: A Tale of Liberation and Freedom It all started with a...
Apr 28, 20232 min read


Meowfia on the Prowl: Local Stray Cat Gang Demands Treats and Shakes Down Pet Owners
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a quiet suburban community, residents are living in fear of a notorious gang of stray cats that have taken over...
Apr 21, 20231 min read


Evil Genius’s Plans Foiled by His Uncontrollable Laughter. Gives Away the Entire Plot.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The latest super-villain to hit the news was foiled by an unlikely foe: his own uncontrollable laughter. The...
Apr 17, 20231 min read


Man Cracks His Knuckles, Gets Mistaken as Rival Gang Sign
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man was recently mistaken for flashing a rival gang sign after cracking his knuckles in a public park. The...
Apr 5, 20232 min read


Criminal Organization "La Mafia," Confused How Someone Named "Jimmy the Rat" Could Be an Informant
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The members of the notorious criminal organization "La Mafia" were left scratching their heads in confusion today...
Mar 24, 20232 min read


Local Bakery Website Becomes Meeting Spot for Secret Organization Planning for World Domination
Forced to close comment section By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Tues April 12, 2022 "Bake it Til you Make It!" recently had...
Apr 12, 20222 min read
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