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Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...

Jul 25, 20232 min read

My Coworker Identifies as a Cat

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...

Jul 24, 20232 min read

Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...

Jun 23, 20232 min read

Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction

By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...

Jun 8, 20232 min read

Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....

Jun 7, 20232 min read

New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...

Jun 5, 20231 min read

Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past

By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...

Jun 1, 20232 min read

Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...

May 31, 20231 min read

Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...

May 30, 20232 min read

I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned

By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...

May 25, 20231 min read

Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...

May 24, 20232 min read

Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...

May 23, 20231 min read

Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...

May 16, 20232 min read

Man Spends $200 on Lottery Tickets, Wins $11, Claims Huge Victory

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith spent a whopping $200 on lottery tickets and was over the moon...

May 15, 20231 min read

Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't Use the Restroom Before Leaving

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Taco-eating hero defies restroom temptation, surprises everyone Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't...

May 11, 20232 min read

Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...

May 2, 20232 min read

Local Man Shocked to Discover His Toilet Has Developed a Taste for Spicy Mexican Cuisine

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, a local man has made a startling discovery about his toilet's taste preferences....

Apr 26, 20232 min read

Homeless Man Unsure of What a Podcast is, Just Starts Yelling at Passersby

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where everyone seems to have a podcast, one man is taking a different approach. Meet Angelo, 36...

Apr 24, 20232 min read

Florida Man Marries Florida Woman has Florida Baby Eaten by Florida Alligator

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida man and Florida woman tied the knot in a ceremony that can only be described...

Apr 7, 20231 min read

Man Cracks His Knuckles, Gets Mistaken as Rival Gang Sign

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man was recently mistaken for flashing a rival gang sign after cracking his knuckles in a public park. The...

Apr 5, 20232 min read