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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...
Jul 25, 20232 min read


Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read


Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read


Woman Who Posts Inspirational Quotes Daily, Still Not Inspired
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Smith, a 38-year-old marketing executive from Atlanta, is known to her friends and family as the "inspiration...
May 18, 20232 min read


I Think My Wife is Secretly a Lumberjack. She's Grown Hair on Her Chest and Swings a Mighty Axe
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, a man has come forward claiming that he believes his wife is secretly a lumberjack. The...
May 10, 20232 min read


Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...
May 2, 20232 min read


Man With Multiple Personalities Excited to Split Household Chores Amongst Himself
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a groundbreaking development, a man with multiple personalities has announced that he is excited to split...
May 1, 20232 min read


Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma: A Tale of Liberation and Freedom It all started with a...
Apr 28, 20232 min read


Homeless Man Unsure of What a Podcast is, Just Starts Yelling at Passersby
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where everyone seems to have a podcast, one man is taking a different approach. Meet Angelo, 36...
Apr 24, 20232 min read


Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'
men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long
Apr 21, 20231 min read


Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life In a stunning revelation, local...
Apr 19, 20232 min read


Family Receives Posthumous 'Wish You Were Here' Card, Sparks Grave Concern
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, the Smith family of Springfield, USA, received a posthumous "Wish You Were Here" card...
Apr 14, 20232 min read


Study Shows That 90% of People Can't Spell 'Definitely' Correctly on the First Try
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A new study has found that an astonishing 90% of people cannot spell the word "definitely" correctly on the first...
Apr 12, 20232 min read


Florida Man Marries Florida Woman has Florida Baby Eaten by Florida Alligator
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida man and Florida woman tied the knot in a ceremony that can only be described...
Apr 7, 20231 min read
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