How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...
My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
*Movie Review* Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: When diminutive high school teacher, Kevin "Shortstack" Murphy, accidentally discovers a top-secret...
Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....
*Movie Review* What am I, a Dr?!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In a world where everyone is obsessed with getting the fanciest job titles, one man finds himself...
Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!
Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...
*Movie Review* Put it in the Rear
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: In a world where the most prestigious job is that of a trash collector, we meet our hero, Billy, a new...
Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
