1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest

By: Brian Garcia, WTL

In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson. Despite having no record deals, no hits on the radio, and no YouTube views, J-Rhyme believes he reigns supreme over all other rappers. But does anyone else agree?

We spoke to several of J-Rhyme's former coworkers to get their take on the aspiring rapper. Many of them expressed surprise that he even had the audacity to call himself a rapper.

"He was a dishwasher at the restaurant I worked at, and every time he'd come back to the kitchen, he'd start rapping about the food he was cleaning," said one coworker, who wished to remain anonymous. "It was kind of funny at first, but then it got old really fast."

Another coworker, who worked with J-Rhyme at a retail store, recalled a time when J-Rhyme tried to rap to a customer who was clearly not interested. "This lady was just trying to buy some socks, and he starts rapping about how fresh her feet would look in them. She was so uncomfortable."

But perhaps the most cringe-worthy moment came when J-Rhyme rapped at a funeral. "It was his uncle's funeral, and he got up to give a speech, but then he started rapping instead," said a family member who was there. "Everyone was so confused and uncomfortable. It was like he didn't even know where he was."

Despite these incidents, J-Rhyme remains undeterred in his belief that he is the greatest rapper of all time. "I've got skills that these other rappers can only dream of," he told us in an exclusive interview. "I just need the right person to discover me."

We asked if he had any plans to release music, but he was coy. "I don't want to give away too much, but let's just say I've got a fire mixtape in the works."

Only time will tell if J-Rhyme will ever achieve the greatness he so fervently believes he deserves.