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Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read


1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....
Jun 16, 20232 min read


Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!
Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...
Jun 12, 20232 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Tickle my Fancy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In this uproarious rom-com, we follow the misadventures of Jerry, a hopeless romantic who's been...
May 26, 20232 min read


Dr. John Axi, of Axi Dental, Finally Approved to Operate Legally
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning turn of events, local dentist Dr. John Axi has been cleared of all charges and is now approved to...
May 26, 20232 min read


I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Breaking News: Pair of Sneaky Cats Delay World Domination Plans Due to Owner's Excessive Belly Rubs!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, it has been discovered that a pair of crafty cats have been delaying their plans for...
May 22, 20232 min read


West Virginia Couple's Wedding Goes Viral for Breaking the Kissing Tradition
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A wedding in West Virginia has caused a stir on social media after the couple broke a long-held tradition and opted...
May 17, 20232 min read


Seniors Find Youthful Joy in Twerking and Tequila Shots: At a Retirement Home Unlike Any Other!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Twerking Meadows is a retirement home that is truly unlike any other. Instead of traditional activities such as...
May 12, 20232 min read


Brian vs Bryan - You Decide!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a surprising turn of events, the nation has become divided over the correct spelling of the name Brian. As the...
May 9, 20231 min read


Love or Fetish? New Dating Game Show Puts Contestants to the Test!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL "Love or Fetish" Game Show Goes Viral, Contestants Struggle to Tell the Difference A new dating game show called...
Apr 27, 20232 min read


Grandma Hotline is a Hit with Local Senior Living Facility
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a surprising turn of events, the Grandma Hotline has become a hit with the residents of a local senior living...
Apr 25, 20232 min read


Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life In a stunning revelation, local...
Apr 19, 20232 min read


Former Millionaire Goes Broke. Thankful for Wife Still Being There. Wife Says "Not So Fast"
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, former millionaire and state lottery winner, Bob Johnson, has announced that he is...
Mar 29, 20232 min read


Criminal Organization "La Mafia," Confused How Someone Named "Jimmy the Rat" Could Be an Informant
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The members of the notorious criminal organization "La Mafia" were left scratching their heads in confusion today...
Mar 24, 20232 min read


My First Day as a Henchman for The Org.
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated:11:55 AM CT, Thurs April 14, 2022 There are a lot of jobs that look prestigious from the outside looking...
Apr 14, 20223 min read
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