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Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't Use the Restroom Before Leaving
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Taco-eating hero defies restroom temptation, surprises everyone Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't...
May 11, 20232 min read


Local Man Shocked to Discover His Toilet Has Developed a Taste for Spicy Mexican Cuisine
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, a local man has made a startling discovery about his toilet's taste preferences....
Apr 26, 20232 min read


Meowfia on the Prowl: Local Stray Cat Gang Demands Treats and Shakes Down Pet Owners
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a quiet suburban community, residents are living in fear of a notorious gang of stray cats that have taken over...
Apr 21, 20231 min read


How I Survived a Horrible Fortune Cookie Prediction
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Local man Jake Johnson is breathing a sigh of relief after surviving what he calls a "horrible fortune cookie...
Mar 23, 20231 min read


I Used to Think Tofu was Some Kind of Ancient Karate Technique
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, a man who has long been confused about the nature of tofu has come forward to set the...
Mar 22, 20232 min read


I Think I Might be Pregnant, or Maybe It's the Tacos
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Linda, a 28-year-old taco enthusiast, noticed her tummy taking on a rounder shape. Convinced she was expecting, she...
Jun 11, 20212 min read
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