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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read


Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read


How I Got Involved Dating a Spam Bot
By: Brian Garcia, WTL It all began quite innocently with a simple text message. I received a message from an unknown number, and I...
May 19, 20232 min read


Woman Who Posts Inspirational Quotes Daily, Still Not Inspired
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Smith, a 38-year-old marketing executive from Atlanta, is known to her friends and family as the "inspiration...
May 18, 20232 min read


Man Spends $200 on Lottery Tickets, Wins $11, Claims Huge Victory
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith spent a whopping $200 on lottery tickets and was over the moon...
May 15, 20231 min read


I Think My Wife is Secretly a Lumberjack. She's Grown Hair on Her Chest and Swings a Mighty Axe
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, a man has come forward claiming that he believes his wife is secretly a lumberjack. The...
May 10, 20232 min read


Man Plans Perfect Robbery, Forgets This One Small Detail.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man who had meticulously planned what he thought was the perfect robbery was left red-faced and empty-handed when...
May 3, 20232 min read


Man With Multiple Personalities Excited to Split Household Chores Amongst Himself
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a groundbreaking development, a man with multiple personalities has announced that he is excited to split...
May 1, 20232 min read


Love or Fetish? New Dating Game Show Puts Contestants to the Test!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL "Love or Fetish" Game Show Goes Viral, Contestants Struggle to Tell the Difference A new dating game show called...
Apr 27, 20232 min read


Homeless Man Unsure of What a Podcast is, Just Starts Yelling at Passersby
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where everyone seems to have a podcast, one man is taking a different approach. Meet Angelo, 36...
Apr 24, 20232 min read


Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'
men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long
Apr 21, 20231 min read


Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Karen Discovers Managerial Powers Within, Declares Herself CEO of Her Own Life In a stunning revelation, local...
Apr 19, 20232 min read


Evil Genius’s Plans Foiled by His Uncontrollable Laughter. Gives Away the Entire Plot.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The latest super-villain to hit the news was foiled by an unlikely foe: his own uncontrollable laughter. The...
Apr 17, 20231 min read


Family Receives Posthumous 'Wish You Were Here' Card, Sparks Grave Concern
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, the Smith family of Springfield, USA, received a posthumous "Wish You Were Here" card...
Apr 14, 20232 min read


Study Shows That 90% of People Can't Spell 'Definitely' Correctly on the First Try
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A new study has found that an astonishing 90% of people cannot spell the word "definitely" correctly on the first...
Apr 12, 20232 min read
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