Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later

By: Brian Garcia, WTL

In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his original outburst as a toddler.

According to sources close to Johnson, he first threw a tantrum at the age of 2 when his mother refused to let him have a cookie before dinner. Instead of calming down and moving on like most toddlers do, Johnson apparently decided to dig in his heels and hold onto his anger for the long haul.

"He was a stubborn kid, that's for sure," said Johnson's mother, who asked to remain anonymous. "But I never would have guessed that he would still be throwing a fit three decades later."

Despite his best efforts, Johnson's tantrum has yet to yield any results. He reportedly spends his days stomping his feet, pouting, and occasionally yelling at anyone who crosses his path.

"He's a real pain in the you-know-what," said Johnson's long-suffering roommate, who asked to remain anonymous. "Every time he doesn't get his way, he starts throwing a fit like a little kid. It's embarrassing."

Despite the overwhelming evidence that his tantrum isn't getting him anywhere, Johnson reportedly has no plans to give up anytime soon.

"I'll show them all!" he shouted, kicking a nearby trash can and sending it flying across the room. "I'll never back down! Never!"

At this point, it's unclear how long Johnson's tantrum will continue or what, if anything, will finally make him give up. But one thing is for sure – he's certainly making a name for himself in the annals of history as the most persistent tantrum-thrower of all time.