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New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...
Jun 5, 20231 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read


Brian vs Bryan - You Decide!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a surprising turn of events, the nation has become divided over the correct spelling of the name Brian. As the...
May 9, 20231 min read


Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...
May 2, 20232 min read


Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'
men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long
Apr 21, 20231 min read


We Did Not Intend to Cause a Riot at Aunt Maye's Funeral.
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 5:10 PM CT, Mon March 28, 2022 Here at WTL NEWS, we take all allegations seriously. Seriously, we do. ...
Mar 28, 20222 min read


Nation Rallies Against The Idea of Any Further Ado
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 6:46 AM CT, Wed February 16, 2022 As the United States ramps up for its midterm elections, we look once...
Feb 16, 20222 min read


Man Accused of Nothing, Gets no Attention
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 8:47 AM CT, Thurs January 27, 2022 Local man, Daniel Kreh, 32, barista and self-proclaimed person,...
Jan 27, 20221 min read


Outraged Portland parents claim Santa Claus is causing an outbreak of socialist anarchists!
We've received numerous reports about the ongoing destruction of the city of Portland, OR. When we followed up with a few of the...
Dec 8, 20211 min read
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