Man Accused of Nothing, Gets no Attention

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL

Updated: 8:47 AM CT, Thurs January 27, 2022

Local man, Daniel Kreh, 32, barista and self-proclaimed person, admitted to our reporters that he is undergoing an existential crisis due to him being accused of nothing. Numerous attempts at getting attention have been posted throughout Instagram and Twitter. Unfortunately, none of them have gained traction due to the increased level of hostility Kreh has claimed to see on the social media sites directed at people who are being accused of something.

"It's just not fair," Kreh admitted, "I posted me on top of a mountain from last year and got nothing, but my old roommate has thousands of followers and reporters asking him questions just because he was accused of saying a racial slur at a customer." Kreh went on to share his frustration about how his sister who also kept attention simply because she was accused of selling her children to the local TV station for the summer.

When pushed on why he doesn't simply do something abhorrent in order to get the same type of attention, he responded with something that this journalist does not feel comfortable repeating. Seemingly in an attempt to get backlash. While Kreh continues to fight the waves of mediocrity, one can only hope that the world will eventually stop awarding those who negatively disrupt the status quo and turn their attention back to people like Kreh, who recently posted a picture of his homemade bread attempt.

This reporters sympathies go out to Kreh and his family during this normal time.