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My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read


Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read


Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction
By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...
Jun 8, 20232 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Tickle my Fancy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In this uproarious rom-com, we follow the misadventures of Jerry, a hopeless romantic who's been...
May 26, 20232 min read


I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read


How I Got Involved Dating a Spam Bot
By: Brian Garcia, WTL It all began quite innocently with a simple text message. I received a message from an unknown number, and I...
May 19, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...
May 16, 20232 min read


Seniors Find Youthful Joy in Twerking and Tequila Shots: At a Retirement Home Unlike Any Other!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Twerking Meadows is a retirement home that is truly unlike any other. Instead of traditional activities such as...
May 12, 20232 min read


I Think My Wife is Secretly a Lumberjack. She's Grown Hair on Her Chest and Swings a Mighty Axe
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, a man has come forward claiming that he believes his wife is secretly a lumberjack. The...
May 10, 20232 min read


Love at a Stop: Man Smitten by Woman in the Next Lane at Traffic Light
By: Brian Garcia, WTL BOSTON, MA - In a chance encounter that has left him lovesick, local man John Smith fell head over heels for a...
May 8, 20232 min read


Man Plans Perfect Robbery, Forgets This One Small Detail.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man who had meticulously planned what he thought was the perfect robbery was left red-faced and empty-handed when...
May 3, 20232 min read


Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma: A Tale of Liberation and Freedom It all started with a...
Apr 28, 20232 min read


Local Man Shocked to Discover His Toilet Has Developed a Taste for Spicy Mexican Cuisine
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, a local man has made a startling discovery about his toilet's taste preferences....
Apr 26, 20232 min read


Sexy Mood Music Length Leaves Men Frustrated: 'We're Not Running a Marathon Here!'
men across the country are in an uproar over the length of sensual mood music, claiming that it's just too darn long
Apr 21, 20231 min read
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