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My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read
Man Leaves Internet Comment in Desperate Attempt to Finally be Noticed. By Anyone.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking display of online desperation, local man Dave Johnson left a comment on a random internet forum in a...
Jun 23, 20232 min read
1 of 8,991,345,123 Rappers, Claims he's the Greatest
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where ten million rappers are vying for attention, one man stands alone: Johnny "J-Rhyme" Johnson....
Jun 16, 20232 min read
Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction
By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...
Jun 8, 20232 min read
Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read
Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read
Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read
Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read
Man's Struggle with Captcha Leads to Questioning the Very Fabric of Reality
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where captchas rule our online lives, one man's struggle with these pesky tests has led him down a path...
May 30, 20232 min read
*Movie Review* Tickle my Fancy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In this uproarious rom-com, we follow the misadventures of Jerry, a hopeless romantic who's been...
May 26, 20232 min read
I Went Undercover as a Man Named FRANK. Here's What I Learned
By: Brian Garcia, WTL I've always been curious about how people perceive you based on your name. So, I decided to go undercover as a man...
May 25, 20231 min read
Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read
Toddler who Through Tantrum, Still Throwing Tantrum 30yrs Later
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning display of persistence, local man Timmy Johnson is still throwing a tantrum 30 years after his...
May 23, 20231 min read
West Virginia Couple's Wedding Goes Viral for Breaking the Kissing Tradition
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A wedding in West Virginia has caused a stir on social media after the couple broke a long-held tradition and opted...
May 17, 20232 min read
Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...
May 16, 20232 min read
Man Spends $200 on Lottery Tickets, Wins $11, Claims Huge Victory
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith spent a whopping $200 on lottery tickets and was over the moon...
May 15, 20231 min read
Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't Use the Restroom Before Leaving
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Taco-eating hero defies restroom temptation, surprises everyone Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't...
May 11, 20232 min read
I Think My Wife is Secretly a Lumberjack. She's Grown Hair on Her Chest and Swings a Mighty Axe
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, a man has come forward claiming that he believes his wife is secretly a lumberjack. The...
May 10, 20232 min read
Love at a Stop: Man Smitten by Woman in the Next Lane at Traffic Light
By: Brian Garcia, WTL BOSTON, MA - In a chance encounter that has left him lovesick, local man John Smith fell head over heels for a...
May 8, 20232 min read
Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...
May 2, 20232 min read
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