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Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...

Jun 9, 20232 min read

Blessing or Curse? Man Finds Out Itchy Palms are Allergic Reaction

By: Brian Garcia, WTL John Smith had always been told that itchy palms were a sign of good fortune, so imagine his surprise when he found...

Jun 8, 20232 min read

We Talked to a Family of Bitcoin Miners

By: Brian Garcia, WTL We recently had the opportunity to talk to a family of Bitcoin miners, who have been working hard to mine digital...

May 4, 20232 min read

Man With Multiple Personalities Excited to Split Household Chores Amongst Himself

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a groundbreaking development, a man with multiple personalities has announced that he is excited to split...

May 1, 20232 min read

Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Life After My Restraining Order Against Mesothelioma: A Tale of Liberation and Freedom It all started with a...

Apr 28, 20232 min read

Family Receives Posthumous 'Wish You Were Here' Card, Sparks Grave Concern

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a bizarre turn of events, the Smith family of Springfield, USA, received a posthumous "Wish You Were Here" card...

Apr 14, 20232 min read

Study Shows That 90% of People Can't Spell 'Definitely' Correctly on the First Try

By: Brian Garcia, WTL A new study has found that an astonishing 90% of people cannot spell the word "definitely" correctly on the first...

Apr 12, 20232 min read

My Cat Winked at Me and Now, I think He’s a Spy

By: Brian Garcia, WTL After a long day at work, I came home to my cat staring at me with those beady little eyes. It wasn't until I...

Apr 10, 20232 min read

Aliens ARE Real and They're Pretty Chill

By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking revelation, it turns out that aliens are not only real, but they're actually pretty chill. For...

Mar 27, 20232 min read

How I Survived a Horrible Fortune Cookie Prediction

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Local man Jake Johnson is breathing a sigh of relief after surviving what he calls a "horrible fortune cookie...

Mar 23, 20231 min read

Man Singing In The Rain, Struck by Lightning

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Sat April 9, 2022 Hollywood has influenced how we interact with each other for over a...

Apr 9, 20222 min read

"I Used a Ouija Board to Pick Up Chicks"

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 3:29 PM CT, Fri April 1, 2022 Last Thursday, March 24th, our reporters were following the Westchester...

Apr 1, 20223 min read

How I Became a Role Model for People With Paruresis

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 7:23 AM CT, Fri March 25, 2022 For far too long people have been afraid of who they are or what they...

Mar 25, 20223 min read

Religious Teen Who Shook it Three Times is Planning Out His Eternity in Hell

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 7:32 AM CT, Thurs February 17, 2022 Joshua Glick, 13, has been keeping a public itinerary of how he plans...

Feb 23, 20222 min read

Single, Suave Scientist Relied upon for Experiment Regarding Renewable BDE

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 8:45 PM CT, Tues February 8, 2022 In 2019, the United Nations assembled the Coalition of Honorable...

Feb 8, 20222 min read

Researchers discover the secret of life - won't release it until you tell them their NFTs are cool

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Mon January 24, 2022 Key researchers at Arizona state have been studying the cells of...

Jan 24, 20221 min read

I Think I Might be Pregnant, or Maybe It's the Tacos

By: Brian Garcia, WTL Linda, a 28-year-old taco enthusiast, noticed her tummy taking on a rounder shape. Convinced she was expecting, she...

Jun 11, 20212 min read