The Dutchess of Luxembourg has announc - sorry, my kid bit the principal again, I have to go

By: Bobby Johnson, WTL

Updated: 09:57 AM ET, Sat January 23, 2022

Okay I'm back. Early this morning the Dutchess of Luxembourg announced that she came to an agreement with the Duke of Wellington to create the landmark deal that will affect their region and the surrounding regions for years to - shit, they're calling again. One minute...

Sorry about that. Anyway, the landmark deal will lead to economic growth and a shift in the culture, not only of how we view the history of the region, but how the future will view - What what WHAT?! Fuck. This kid I swear to God can't go two hours without assaulting someone. I'll be right back.

The ripple effect that this deal will have on the world as a whole cannot be understated and should be discussed in detail. The immediate effect that it has on every individual across the world can only be described as - are you kidding me? With an arrow this time? How did he even get an arrow? Don't tell me his meds are working because they clearly aren't. The amount of scars I have from just putting him in the car.

You know what? I need a drink. You will all find out what happened when you get your next paychecks. Wear a condom.