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*Movie Review* Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: When diminutive high school teacher, Kevin "Shortstack" Murphy, accidentally discovers a top-secret...
Jun 23, 20233 min read


Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!
Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...
Jun 12, 20232 min read


Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't Use the Restroom Before Leaving
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Taco-eating hero defies restroom temptation, surprises everyone Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't...
May 11, 20232 min read


Local Man Shocked to Discover His Toilet Has Developed a Taste for Spicy Mexican Cuisine
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a shocking turn of events, a local man has made a startling discovery about his toilet's taste preferences....
Apr 26, 20232 min read


Meowfia on the Prowl: Local Stray Cat Gang Demands Treats and Shakes Down Pet Owners
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a quiet suburban community, residents are living in fear of a notorious gang of stray cats that have taken over...
Apr 21, 20231 min read


How I Survived a Horrible Fortune Cookie Prediction
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Local man Jake Johnson is breathing a sigh of relief after surviving what he calls a "horrible fortune cookie...
Mar 23, 20231 min read


I Used to Think Tofu was Some Kind of Ancient Karate Technique
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, a man who has long been confused about the nature of tofu has come forward to set the...
Mar 22, 20232 min read


Local Bakery Website Becomes Meeting Spot for Secret Organization Planning for World Domination
Forced to close comment section By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 9:45 AM CT, Tues April 12, 2022 "Bake it Til you Make It!" recently had...
Apr 12, 20222 min read


I Think I Might be Pregnant, or Maybe It's the Tacos
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Linda, a 28-year-old taco enthusiast, noticed her tummy taking on a rounder shape. Convinced she was expecting, she...
Jun 11, 20212 min read
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