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How to Get a Refund From a Psychic With a Strict "No Refunds" Policy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Have you ever visited a psychic with a "no refunds" policy, only to leave feeling less enlightened and more...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


Another Rapper Whom Started From the Bottom, Still There. At The Bottom.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In the world of rap, there are a few select artists who have truly started from the bottom and worked their way to...
Jul 25, 20232 min read


My Coworker Identifies as a Cat
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a recent turn of events, my coworker has announced that she identifies as a cat. At first, I thought it was just...
Jul 24, 20232 min read


Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ: Where Family Ties are Stronger Than Our Sauces!
Disclaimer: The following article is a paid sponsor. Welcome to Uncle Daddies' Force-Fed Feastin BBQ, where the family ties are stronger...
Jun 12, 20232 min read


Amish Butter Goes Up in Smoke: Amish Couple Finds New Customers at Pot Shop Amid Inflation Woes
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a world where inflation is driving up prices and crushing small businesses, one Amish couple has found a...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


New Drive-Thru Stand-Up: Laugh and Insults Served at the Window!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Comedy Drive-Through Takes a Turn for the Worse: Unhappy Customer Gets Roasted The newest trend in comedy shows has...
Jun 5, 20231 min read


Foot Fetish Community Shocked to Hear User “1Sweetfeet” Is Actually Just an Extremely Handsome Man
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of foot fetishists everywhere, the popular female feet...
Jun 2, 20232 min read


Area Henchmen Struggle to Find Steady Employment Due to Their "Checkered" Past
By: Brian Garcia, WTL For years, the area's most notorious henchmen have been the go-to guys for any villain in need of muscle. From bank...
Jun 1, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Tickle my Fancy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis : In this uproarious rom-com, we follow the misadventures of Jerry, a hopeless romantic who's been...
May 26, 20232 min read


Dr. John Axi, of Axi Dental, Finally Approved to Operate Legally
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning turn of events, local dentist Dr. John Axi has been cleared of all charges and is now approved to...
May 26, 20232 min read


Tomato-Tossing Tradition Traced Back to Farmer's Fury at Neighbor's Corny Joke!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL In a stunning revelation, experts have traced the origins of the long-standing tradition of throwing tomatoes at...
May 24, 20232 min read


*Movie Review* Oops, Do You Smell That?
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Synopsis: "Oops, Do You Smell That?" is a hilarious comedy that centers around the life of Benny "Beans" Benson, an...
May 19, 20232 min read


Seniors Find Youthful Joy in Twerking and Tequila Shots: At a Retirement Home Unlike Any Other!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Twerking Meadows is a retirement home that is truly unlike any other. Instead of traditional activities such as...
May 12, 20232 min read


Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't Use the Restroom Before Leaving
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Taco-eating hero defies restroom temptation, surprises everyone Brave Restaurant Patron Finishes Tacos and Doesn't...
May 11, 20232 min read


Flushing Out the Competition: Plumbing Company Gets Social with New Media Strategy
By: Brian Garcia, WTL The plumbing company "Clogged & Clear Plumbing" has been on a mission to up their social media game and flush out...
May 5, 20232 min read


We Talked to a Family of Bitcoin Miners
By: Brian Garcia, WTL We recently had the opportunity to talk to a family of Bitcoin miners, who have been working hard to mine digital...
May 4, 20232 min read


Man Plans Perfect Robbery, Forgets This One Small Detail.
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man who had meticulously planned what he thought was the perfect robbery was left red-faced and empty-handed when...
May 3, 20232 min read


Local Man Yells "Fake News!" at Librarian as She Explains the New 5¢ Increase on Late Fees
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local man, whose identity has not been revealed, caused quite a stir at the local library recently when he...
May 2, 20232 min read


Love or Fetish? New Dating Game Show Puts Contestants to the Test!
By: Brian Garcia, WTL "Love or Fetish" Game Show Goes Viral, Contestants Struggle to Tell the Difference A new dating game show called...
Apr 27, 20232 min read
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