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Reluctant Man Surrenders to Truth: Size Matters
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A local competitive eater, Chuck "Gut Buster" Mallory, has finally admitted defeat in a battle of epic proportions....
Jun 7, 20232 min read


Man's Attempt to Learn French Ends With Him Eating Too Many Croissants
By: Brian Garcia, WTL A man from the small town of Maple Falls recently attempted to learn French but instead ended up eating too many...
May 31, 20231 min read


Man's Attempt to Display Patriotism with USA Tattoo Fails Miserably, Ends Up as Wauwatosa, WI
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Wauwatosa, Wisconsin - In a stunning turn of events, local man John Smith's attempt to display his patriotism with...
May 16, 20232 min read


Love at a Stop: Man Smitten by Woman in the Next Lane at Traffic Light
By: Brian Garcia, WTL BOSTON, MA - In a chance encounter that has left him lovesick, local man John Smith fell head over heels for a...
May 8, 20232 min read


Rapper Posts Job Opening for Hype Man, as His "Yeahs" and "Oks" Go Unnoticed
By: Brian Garcia, WTL Up-and-coming rapper Lil NoNo has made a shocking announcement on social media: he's hiring a hype man. The reason?...
Apr 3, 20231 min read


Movie Theater Offers a Slap in the Face Instead of Charging High Prices for Concessions
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 10:15 AM CT, Mon March 21, 2022 In a grand feat of attempted innovation, RedStock theatres are offering...
Mar 21, 20222 min read


Local Drug Dealer Still Only 5 Minutes Away Three Days Later
By: Bobby Johnson, WTL Updated: 1:22 PM CT, Mon February 14, 2022 Cody Schalinski, 32, who wishes to remain anonymous, told sources...
Feb 14, 20222 min read


Outraged Portland parents claim Santa Claus is causing an outbreak of socialist anarchists!
We've received numerous reports about the ongoing destruction of the city of Portland, OR. When we followed up with a few of the...
Dec 8, 20211 min read
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